With your feet in the air and your head on the ground

What it says on the tin.

One day, I'm going to have Kurt Wagner's babies.



Pietro and I are watching RuPaul and a bunch of Drag Queens on teevee. They're ~beautiful~.

I'll admit it. I laughed.

I got the job.

Vanessa, I'll help with the rent.

Pietro, I'm going to buy you cigarettes.

I went temporarily insane. I'm back. I'm staying with Copycat for the time being.

Thank you again, Pietro.

I know I left I'm not with you but I cannot ignore this--

Are you all okay? Please, tell me.

Someone find my brother.

I don't know what to do. Pietro robbed a human clinic to fund that clinic...

If my reputation precedes me, please know that is all behind me and I'm sorry.

If you don't know who I am, don't worry anything about the previous sentence. I'm Wanda Maximoff and I'll be living here temporarily. I need to find an apartment and a job.

And my only skills are reading tarot cards and operating a copy machine. :(

( ... )

Pietro, we're going to this Xbook thing, I want to meet the Senator and eat cheese.

( Though she just wants to talk to Vanessa )

( Kurt )

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H. rudolfensis
H. sapiens idaltu
H. sapiens sapiens
H. sapiens superior

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Hi.

Pietro, I'm using the internet!

( here's something beautiful. now smash it to bits. )

She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love

But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run
And it wears me out

If I could be who you wanted all the time